Monster Sandwich

It returns tonight for my two hour prison break double feature. I will be enjoying a salami, ham, turkey sandwich with lettuce tomato, pickle, honey mustard, mayo, pepper and salt all toasted on a huge hoagie (14 inches long, 4 inches wide). WARNING do not try this without supervision of ME, i must taste all monster sandwiches in order to make sure they are top notch. i am not responsible for a crappy sandwich made with crappy meat of an inadequetly broiled sandwich. Eat well

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Naples

From ratty Columbia to Beautiful naples i went. 16.5 long hours down I-75 in the Armada to arrive to paradise. Average day was waking up going to the beach, hittin' the pool, showered, went to a nice dinner with two beautiful ladies and dave. The key word for the week was "baller" as we saw at least 15 ferraris 1 lambo and numberous Bentleys. Not to mention the massive houses that were breathtaking, all had there privite infinite pools and docks. How could you ever want to leave this place. I ate some fantasic food which included: Muscles, Clams, Shrimp pasta, Pork tenderloin, pasta pasta pasta, i didn't go for the pounder this time at Cheeburger Cheeburger. Now i had my reasons, first of all i wanted a chocloate shake, and i also got fries and onion rings, so the 1/2 pounder did me right. Here are a few pictures above to share my break with you.

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Comet

You might have been thrown by the title of this post. You might have been thinking of the dog on Full House, but you would be inncorrect. I'm refering to the comets in space. I was smoking a stogie outside the other night having a glass (or 3) of Chivas Scotch, when i looked up to see a comet streaking across the Eastern Sky. I have Dave to verify this, because he came out to sit with me for a few, and he saw it as well. This is the second comet that i have seen on random occasions. It is quite impressive to see. I have always been interested in the stars and outerspace. Anyways I just wanted to share this cool event with you all.

p.s. I have beaten Super Mario World completely and I am working on Donkey Kong Country now. I beat Donkey Kong today, but it is only 56% done, because of all of the secret areas.

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Skiing

So this past Valentine's Day I experienced the adventure of Skiing. Courtney and I went to Hidden Valley, or should i say the ICE MOUNTAIN, and rented equiptment for skiing. This was a pretty hilarious time for Ms. Courtney, who loved laughing at me and who almost pee-ed her pants while I did the splits involuntarily on the slope. After falling once on the intermediate level, i quickly caught on the Courtney's dismay. All in all I went one a Double Black Diamond, which isn't a big deal at Hidden Valley, but for a beginner like me I was quite happy with my accomplishment.

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Concerns

Tony,
Please get off your ass and make some new blogs. I know a lot has happened since you watched Over the Top, and we want to hear your angle on it. Me and Brad had a talk and we agree: You have built a readership, and now you owe it to your readers to keep us up to date.

Faithfully,
B$

After this I must formally apologize.

I will be posting new Blogs more frequently. I have been bogged down with work and school, for the past few weeks, but I’ll make a great effort to post in higher volume. I’m sorry.

I will soon be acquiring the film The Aristocrats. I saw its debut at the Tivoli in the Loop in St. Louis. For those who don’t know it is a documentary on an in the closet joke within the comedic underworld. Every joke starts with a family of performers going into a talent agency and ends with the punch line of the agent asking the family “what do you call your act?” they answer “the aristocrats.” The middle part of the joke changes from comic to comic, with them putting in the most raunchy and disgusting and unspeakable filthy words. This documentary is very enjoyable, but is not for people with ADD or ADHD. It is the same joke over and over and over again, so if that’s not your cut ‘o’ tea then this is not for you. It is great and I can’t wait for it to come in the mail.

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Over the Top

Faithful Viewers,
Well I am back in Columbia for the new semester. I just ordered a phenomenal movie with my target gift certificate, and I just wanted to share this with you all. The movie is, “ Over the Top.” This is a Sylvester Stallone flick, about arm wrestling, and is absolutely amazing. This is how I learned how to arm wrestle. I have only been beaten a few times by guys when abnormally long arms, in which I had no leverage and thus no chance. I will take all challenges as they come, and I have no fear of defeat. I don’t believe that I can be beaten from now on through the end of my life. I have the necessary technique to defeat people at will. Bottom line, Over the Top.

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Clue

Hey all,
Colonel Mustard in the Hall with the candlestick. I have recently purchased the movie, “Clue.” This is a wonderful film that was sprung from the Parker Bros. Board Game. I don’t know about all of you, but I always used Colonel Mustard when I played the game. This movie goes through the murder mystery, and at the end it is unfolded with who did it, and how. This 1985 flick is one of my favorites! It always gives me a laugh and keeps my interest.
I have also made 2 other DVD purchases to add to my collection. I bought “Animal House” and “Ghostbusters I & II.” I will soon be attaining, “Little Miss Sunshine” and “The Aristocrats.” I have been trying to order these two on the Target website, but is seems that they won’t allow me to buy online with my gift card. It really is quite annoying that I will have to travel all the way to the store to get my new movies. What can you do?

Much Love