Josh

Man o man. What can one say about a man named Josh Kniffen. Where do i begin. Well... lets begin with 12 rum and cokes, and pretty much end there as well. Josh teach's a self taught philosophy on life class, that usually begins at about 11pm and will end when he passes out. Such points that will be convered include: 1. I will be a millionaire and no one else out of our friends will be, because they don't take risks. 2. College is worthless, all you need is the internet. 3. Life is about common sense and details. 4. Marketing shmarketing (to do marketing research all you do is type in what you want to find out in google and see what the top hit is and thats the answer). 5. I could get the same job as you because i know how to do everything you learned in school already through common sense, and they would hire me because i have acess to the internet 6. I know everything.
This might be tough to teach for you and me, but when you are josh, and know everything, then its quite the simple task. Once he has consumed a double digit amount of alcoholic drinks then you get to hear these topics and no such information, but just a repetition of the topics, and comments like: "This is the card i'm gonna play", or "this is how it is", "you don't understand where i'm going with this", "heres how it will play out", with the occational comment of "million dollar house" just thrown in at any point in the conversation.
With all this being said, i believe that these class sessions will continue to be availible, with people dropping the class half an hour after hearing the mindless blather. Of course there is no text book for this class, but there is only the need of a computer with internet access with google.