SNOW

So we all got hit by the 15 inches in Columbia, which will be lingering for the next couple weeks, because its so damn cold. Getting out of the driveway was interesting. From spinnin' tires to rockin' the car it was no use. Until one night i heard a strange noise out the window and i looked, and there was a fella' in a bobcat clearin' off driveways. So dave and i got suited up and strecked over and asked the guy if he'd do our for money. He said ya, and the rest is history, he saved us hours upon hours of back breaking work. We were then able to get out of the driveway only to be put through the next gauntlet of the ice covered street. After hearing the Emergency Broadcast on tv saying that the side streets and neighborboods would be last priority for the plows, i knew we were screwed. Let me back track for a moment to the night it started to snow, when dave drove dane to his initiation, and when going down the street we see a girl sliding across and hop the curb while hitting a street sign. She then got out and started to weep. We all looked at each other saying we should get out and help, so we stopped, all wanting in the back of our heads to keep going. You can say i'm a bad person, but i don't want some crying girl around me. So we stopped, and dane was gettin' out, when a black guy came over and helped her out...and we then got and the car and resummed our mission. Back to the icey streets. When traveling down our street it looks like its covered in glistenin' snow, but its actually packed snow, with and iced topping. When i say no traction i me none. SUV's (the beast of the snow world) were slidding all over, turning sideways and hogging the road. Lets just say, 5mph is that max when driving on these trechorous roadways. We'll all survive though, hope everyone is safe, and enjoying the snow!

Much Love