sleeping

People who can sleep on call it fascinating to me. When someone can say time for bed and bing bang boom the "z's" are flying.

A noisy bed is never my idea of a good bed; it creeks and crack upon every move as is saying,"I see your legs moving, or I'm not sleeping either", or simply to say caught you again you fidgiting little bastard. It forced you to lay in uncomfortable positions so that that big creek doesn't wake your significant other. You always know it is inevitable, that your are needs blood flow and if you don't move it you are risking a limb, and who is prepared to sacrifice that? So here is the ultimate "move of courtesy" ... You do your best to sleep lightly, you might even get lucky and make it through the night, but once a slight creek or shift from your partner is compromised you pounce on that chance to do a proverbial backflip into the best position possible. Granted this could take hours, but this is important that you make one continuous movement before committing to a resting place. Once silence is revisited it cannot be broken, for you have had your window of opportunity. Anything more that that is simply rude. One must wait for the next window to press on.

These are the rules I live by. Enough said.

Much love