Public Restrooms

I think most know how I fell about restrooms in public places. From my hatred of urinals to non washers to Elliot Spitzers(sp?). I'm not really talking an attempting to mingle with a little tap, but simply the people who entr your territory. When someones shoe is under your side of the stall I'm outa there. Especially a shinny shoe. If you need some serious space use the handicap stall,y favorite. I fell like I'm perched on the top of a builing like a gargoyl on that toilet it so high (George Costanza,Seinfeld). Anyways. I hate them and that's it. By the wayy mom said she saw someone once that can out of a bathrom with their arm in a chetetos puffs bad and offered her some as he was licking his fingers (pause for vomit).

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