New Years Resolution

Hey All,
I’d like to talk to everyone about the infamous “New Years Resolution.” I would like to address the losing weight resolution. This includes a main idea like: “once the 1st of the year hits I’m never eating again,” but it is the idea of celebrating a holiday that always seems to disrupt your dieting and/or exercising. A holiday is only a day where we can say “it’s a holiday, I’ll treat myself and pig out,” and after than its all downhill from there. Once that first holiday after the New Year hits all working out or dieting ceases to exist. Some how we all forget that we had made this “resolution” for the New Year. Oh well, what can you do. I suppose the only thing that we can do is to diet hard and work out vigorously, until that first holiday come, so that the next New Year, we don’t have as much ground to make up in our weight loss goals. It’s a vicious cycle of making empty promises to oneself in order to feel normal again. Anyways, Happy New Year!!! LOL

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Speling Erors Gramatics Misuseage???

Hello all,
So it has been brought to my attention that my spelling and grammar have been bringing the quality of my blogs down. I cannot say how embarrassed I am about this, (well actually not embarrassed at all, but I’ll try and fix this problem). In my defense, my blogs is a place to spit off random blather, and not necessarily an essay style paper. I do understand that it can be quite hard to read sometimes, and I will be trying something new in my future blogs. I will be writing all of my blogs in Microsoft Word and then copy and paste the spellchecked and grammar checked for your pleasure. Sorry for the frustration and inconvenience. I appreciate all of your suggestions and concerns with my blog, please don’t hesitate to leave me a comment on the blog, or even email me at tony@dspmedia.net.

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Josh

Man o man. What can one say about a man named Josh Kniffen. Where do i begin. Well... lets begin with 12 rum and cokes, and pretty much end there as well. Josh teach's a self taught philosophy on life class, that usually begins at about 11pm and will end when he passes out. Such points that will be convered include: 1. I will be a millionaire and no one else out of our friends will be, because they don't take risks. 2. College is worthless, all you need is the internet. 3. Life is about common sense and details. 4. Marketing shmarketing (to do marketing research all you do is type in what you want to find out in google and see what the top hit is and thats the answer). 5. I could get the same job as you because i know how to do everything you learned in school already through common sense, and they would hire me because i have acess to the internet 6. I know everything.
This might be tough to teach for you and me, but when you are josh, and know everything, then its quite the simple task. Once he has consumed a double digit amount of alcoholic drinks then you get to hear these topics and no such information, but just a repetition of the topics, and comments like: "This is the card i'm gonna play", or "this is how it is", "you don't understand where i'm going with this", "heres how it will play out", with the occational comment of "million dollar house" just thrown in at any point in the conversation.
With all this being said, i believe that these class sessions will continue to be availible, with people dropping the class half an hour after hearing the mindless blather. Of course there is no text book for this class, but there is only the need of a computer with internet access with google.

Less Wise?

Well I went to get the old wisdom teeth out this past monday at the oral surgen. I was quite nervous going in, considering I have never had any surgery or even had any gas. I walk in and sit in the chair when they hook me up to a monitor where i can see that my heart is absolutly racing. The nurse of course says, " are we a little nervous this morning?" I said yaaaaa a little. So next thing i know i am getting a lecture on how he will be doing the procedure while i was given some gas. The doctor didnt' know the nurse was giving it to me and he is having me sign some paper, i don't know if i signed my life away or what. They then put in the IV and i proceded to pass out. I was quite out of it when i woke up, and don't remember the ride home, i was told that i offered to my mother that i would drive if she wanted me too. She politly declined. So i've been icing my face, taking antibiotics and painkillers as needed and been eatin' jell-o, pudding, and ice cream. I did have some eggs and french toast today and some mac n cheese. I"m moving right along. I have lost 6 lbs. in the process and i will be trying to eat in smaller portions with this head start on the new years wieght loss.

I've got all of my christmas shopping finished and there is nothing left to do but relax. Merry Christmas and happy holidays

Much Love

Top 5 Ice Creams

Here is a list of my top 5 ice cream flavors of all time:

1. Coffee
2. Breyer's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
3. Moose Tracks
4. Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip
5. Strawberry

Now one might have a smug look on thier face and think " coffee?!!?" Well my friends, if you've never had coffee ice cream here is your chance to start. All of these listed here are quality flavors, there is no room for crap such as plain chocolate or vanilla, but there definitly is a place for strawberry. If anyone would like to fight with me about my picks just give me the time and place and i'll shove your face in a tub of coffee ice cream sucka.

I don't like to consume ice cream everyday of the week, i'm on a more of a monthly carton of ice cream dealy. While i'm on the subject of ice cream i'd like to say that coldstone and ben and jerry's are the top two ice cream parlors around. Baskin Robins is okay, but nothing special, dairy queen is crap, fritz's is not worth waiting in the long ass lines, oberwiese is over-rated, and don't get me started on silky freeze, if only there was a carvel nearby. I've still yet to have Ted Drews, but i hear its delicious.

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Finals, huffer, puffer, cusser

Blah, 1 test down, and only 2 to go. When taking a test there are always your huffers and puffers nearby. In this occation the huffer puffer was a soft cusser as well. I was about done with my test, in which i think i did ok on. I knew all of the statistical problem, go figure, but had a little trouble with the intentionally confusing questions of the multiple choice section. I hear next to me "phffffff, deeep sign, slamming of the mechanical pencil, picking up of the mechanical pencil and clicking to replace the lead that was broken off during the fit of rage, and then a lean back in the chair with the hands on the hear with a sudden "FUCK" (pardon my french) and a quick jerk down toward the test as though to intimidate the test itself. Either way this puffer huffer cusser finally figured out the problem, and then there was silence. I think i was the first one with my test, but i checked my answers, i zipped through, i'm not sure if thats a good thing, but i felt 100% confident on the problems section, which was 50% of the test, so only time will tell of what score i really achieved.

SNOW

So we all got hit by the 15 inches in Columbia, which will be lingering for the next couple weeks, because its so damn cold. Getting out of the driveway was interesting. From spinnin' tires to rockin' the car it was no use. Until one night i heard a strange noise out the window and i looked, and there was a fella' in a bobcat clearin' off driveways. So dave and i got suited up and strecked over and asked the guy if he'd do our for money. He said ya, and the rest is history, he saved us hours upon hours of back breaking work. We were then able to get out of the driveway only to be put through the next gauntlet of the ice covered street. After hearing the Emergency Broadcast on tv saying that the side streets and neighborboods would be last priority for the plows, i knew we were screwed. Let me back track for a moment to the night it started to snow, when dave drove dane to his initiation, and when going down the street we see a girl sliding across and hop the curb while hitting a street sign. She then got out and started to weep. We all looked at each other saying we should get out and help, so we stopped, all wanting in the back of our heads to keep going. You can say i'm a bad person, but i don't want some crying girl around me. So we stopped, and dane was gettin' out, when a black guy came over and helped her out...and we then got and the car and resummed our mission. Back to the icey streets. When traveling down our street it looks like its covered in glistenin' snow, but its actually packed snow, with and iced topping. When i say no traction i me none. SUV's (the beast of the snow world) were slidding all over, turning sideways and hogging the road. Lets just say, 5mph is that max when driving on these trechorous roadways. We'll all survive though, hope everyone is safe, and enjoying the snow!

Much Love